200+ Weird Horse Names to Name Your Horses

Have you ever wondered what the weirdest horse name you could possibly come up with is?

Well, I’ve compiled a list of all the different names for horses that I could find.

Some are plain, others make your head spin. This post will give you great ideas to choose from when naming your next equine pet.

The 200+ weird horse names in this article range from normal to downright strange and they’ll definitely get a laugh out of anyone who shares their love for these magnificent creatures.

If you’re looking for a good way to start off a conversation with someone else about horses or if you want some inspiration on how to name your next pet horse then this name list is born for you.

But be sure to check the name with authorities to make sure it’s allowed.

Let’s get started.

Weirdest female horse names

In no particular, here they are.

GhostzapperNightMareTeeny Turner
Penny LoaferTeeny TurnerPants
4-Hooved SlothPotooooooooHermioneigh
Kit KatBunny KillerReya Sunshine
Kate WinsalotMy Little PonyLong Face
Hoof HeartedMyExWifesAshesJustine Thyme
Mane AttractionHay GirlJust Mare-ied
Tricky SilverDegeneresNight Mare
Ha Ha HaMaple StirrupOdor in The Court
Lady RoverRogue OneKolt Kardashian
Minnie SculeBritney SpursD’apples are Sweet
WotsitTrojan HorsePony Tail
Hay JudeFoaling AroundHannibal Lector
HoarseNightshadeBlack Pearl
Horsey KissTater TotZe Brah
Shoe CrewMoney PennyUsain Colt
Snail FemaleMane EventNeighsayer
Clear So Far

Weirdest male horse names

GraysonWhat The BuckLacey
Spongebob HorsepantPeter panMister Ed
DapplegangerHorse PowerAutumn
Dark BeautyArtaxBuck Rogers
KitKatAdobeSylvestor Stallion
CinnamonGrizzlyLiam Neighson
ShadowfaxAl CaponyNapoleon
Hoof JackmanMr McWhinneyGizmo
Adam NeighiskiBullsSundancereyeForrest Jump
FalconSir Neighs A LotPony Soprano
MoonShadowPippi LongstockingTraveller
Dustin HoofmanJon Bon PonyChuck Horris
Richard FrictionHarry Trotter

Weirdest racehorse names

OhNoItsMyMotherInLawThats’ WhatSheSaidLeading By A Length
RapunzelWhyKickAMooCowRiding Miss Daisy
Horsey McHorsefacePirateOreo
Red hot Filly PepperSlumpbusterChantilly
RavenEighteenCharactersMookie’s Runnin
BambiRace CareerMayTheHorseBeWithU
PicassoDahliaBodacious Tatas
TrapperBofa Deez NutsNotACatButaLlama
Barely LegalShakalakaboomboomMyWifeKnowsEverything
Chez noirARRRBlondie
RembrandtWalk of ShameHa Ha
Moo MooFiftyShadesofHayPanty Raid
StopchargingmariaBoba teaGolden Ticket
OnyxNeroSotally Tober
ScoutSpineless JellyfishDrogon
MidnightSherbetAttention Shoppers
Where’s The BeefSand DollarNoir

How do you pick a horse name?

Some people want to choose a horse’s name that goes well with the horse’s personality. Get to know your horse before you pick a name for them. You will need to find a name that you like and feel comfortable saying it each time you say it.

Can horse names be reused?

No. Horse names can only be reused after five years have passed since the horse left racing and breeding.

How long can a horse’s name be?

Horses can have a name that has up to 18 characters. This is why Shutthefrontdoor does not have spaces, but Youlneverwalkalone doesn’t have all the letters.

Why do horses have 2 names?

Horses can only be named after their owners ask for permission. Some people give their horse more than one name because they cannot find one name that is good enough.

Are racehorse names copyrighted?

Racehorse names cannot be copyrighted terms. They can’t be longer than 18 letters and cannot have initials. Horses also can’t have the name of a real person without written permission from the owner of the horse, and must not bear the name of a famous person, either.


For a horse owner, naming your horses can be a daunting task. Luckily for you, we have compiled over 200 weird and wonderful names to choose from when it comes time to name your prized equine friend.

So if one of these quirky or unusual horse names catches your eye, read on for more information about the meaning behind each moniker. Happy browsing.