Have you ever wondered what the weirdest horse name you could possibly come up with is?
Well, I’ve compiled a list of all the different names for horses that I could find.
Some are plain, others make your head spin. This post will give you great ideas to choose from when naming your next equine pet.
The 200+ weird horse names in this article range from normal to downright strange and they’ll definitely get a laugh out of anyone who shares their love for these magnificent creatures.
If you’re looking for a good way to start off a conversation with someone else about horses or if you want some inspiration on how to name your next pet horse then this name list is born for you.
But be sure to check the name with authorities to make sure it’s allowed.
Let’s get started.
Weirdest female horse names
In no particular, here they are.
| Ghostzapper | NightMare | Teeny Turner |
| Penny Loafer | Teeny Turner | Pants |
| 4-Hooved Sloth | Potoooooooo | Hermioneigh |
| Kit Kat | Bunny Killer | Reya Sunshine |
| Kate Winsalot | My Little Pony | Long Face |
| Hoof Hearted | MyExWifesAshes | Justine Thyme |
| Mane Attraction | Hay Girl | Just Mare-ied |
| Tricky Silver | Degeneres | Night Mare |
| Ha Ha Ha | Maple Stirrup | Odor in The Court |
| Lady Rover | Rogue One | Kolt Kardashian |
| Minnie Scule | Britney Spurs | D’apples are Sweet |
| Wotsit | Trojan Horse | Pony Tail |
| Hay Jude | Foaling Around | Hannibal Lector |
| Hoarse | Nightshade | Black Pearl |
| Horsey Kiss | Tater Tot | Ze Brah |
| Shoe Crew | Money Penny | Usain Colt |
| Snail Female | Mane Event | Neighsayer |
| Clear So Far |
Weirdest male horse names
| Grayson | What The Buck | Lacey |
| Spongebob Horsepant | Peter pan | Mister Ed |
| Dappleganger | Horse Power | Autumn |
| Fudge | Brandy | Dusty |
| Cougar | Steele | Snowball |
| Cappucino | Chocolate | Luna |
| Dark Beauty | Artax | Buck Rogers |
| KitKat | Adobe | Sylvestor Stallion |
| Cinnamon | Grizzly | Liam Neighson |
| Shadowfax | Al Capony | Napoleon |
| Hoof Jackman | Mr McWhinney | Gizmo |
| Adam Neighiski | BullsSundancereye | Forrest Jump |
| Falcon | Sir Neighs A Lot | Pony Soprano |
| MoonShadow | Pippi Longstocking | Traveller |
| Dustin Hoofman | Jon Bon Pony | Chuck Horris |
| Richard Friction | Harry Trotter |
Weirdest racehorse names
| OhNoItsMyMotherInLaw | Thats’ WhatSheSaid | Leading By A Length |
| Rapunzel | WhyKickAMooCow | Riding Miss Daisy |
| Horsey McHorseface | Pirate | Oreo |
| Red hot Filly Pepper | Slumpbuster | Chantilly |
| Ebony | JunkintheTrunk | Dune |
| Raven | EighteenCharacters | Mookie’s Runnin |
| Bambi | Race Career | MayTheHorseBeWithU |
| Picasso | Dahlia | Bodacious Tatas |
| Trapper | Bofa Deez Nuts | NotACatButaLlama |
| Barely Legal | Shakalakaboomboom | MyWifeKnowsEverything |
| Chez noir | ARRR | Blondie |
| Rembrandt | Walk of Shame | Ha Ha |
| Moo Moo | FiftyShadesofHay | Panty Raid |
| Stopchargingmaria | Boba tea | Golden Ticket |
| WhatAmIChoppedLiver | TheWifeDoesntKnow | IWinYouGetNothing |
| Onyx | Nero | Sotally Tober |
| Scout | Spineless Jellyfish | Drogon |
| Midnight | Sherbet | Attention Shoppers |
| GiveMeAnotherName | Tesoro | Domino |
| Jigsaw | GeeSpot | SunDancer |
| Where’s The Beef | Sand Dollar | Noir |
| Houdini |
How do you pick a horse name?
Some people want to choose a horse’s name that goes well with the horse’s personality. Get to know your horse before you pick a name for them. You will need to find a name that you like and feel comfortable saying it each time you say it.
Can horse names be reused?
No. Horse names can only be reused after five years have passed since the horse left racing and breeding.
How long can a horse’s name be?
Horses can have a name that has up to 18 characters. This is why Shutthefrontdoor does not have spaces, but Youlneverwalkalone doesn’t have all the letters.
Why do horses have 2 names?
Horses can only be named after their owners ask for permission. Some people give their horse more than one name because they cannot find one name that is good enough.
Are racehorse names copyrighted?
Racehorse names cannot be copyrighted terms. They can’t be longer than 18 letters and cannot have initials. Horses also can’t have the name of a real person without written permission from the owner of the horse, and must not bear the name of a famous person, either.
Conclusion
For a horse owner, naming your horses can be a daunting task. Luckily for you, we have compiled over 200 weird and wonderful names to choose from when it comes time to name your prized equine friend.
So if one of these quirky or unusual horse names catches your eye, read on for more information about the meaning behind each moniker. Happy browsing.